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Thursday, August 27, 2009 @ 7:48 PM
Fires & Fries. :D YAY A NICE PERSON IS POSTING FOR LAZY BRANDON :D Okay. So. Apparently Mr Brandon here absolutely LOVES fries and fires, so I'll post about them. Yes. SO. French fries French fries are thin strips of potato that have been deep-fried. They are popular in many countries and go by many names in various languages. A distinction is sometimes made between fries and chips. North Americans often refer to any elongated pieces of fried potatoes as fries, while in other parts of the world, long slices of potatoes are sometimes called fries to contrast them with the thickly cut strips, which are often referred to as chips. French fries are known as frites or pommes frites in many parts of Europe, and have names that mean "french potatoes" in others (Icelandic Franskar kartöflur, Finnish Ranskalaiset perunat). * For (ahemahem, Brandon likes seaweed fries. :D) YAY NOW FOR FIRES! Talking about fires, it has a uber long story. :) Hahaha. Mr Curly Hair has a "defect" in his dear keyboard with makes fries turn into FIRES. But the whole fries thing started with Mr Brandon being absolutely, irrevocably in love and obsessed with french plaits. Isn't that just awesome? :D Oh yeah, anyone wants to tie french plaits on his hair? :D Queue up right behind me! (: Yeah so he decided to quarrel with a (ahem) innocent (ahem) little(ahem) girl about being in love with FRENCH PLAITS. :D Yeah so somehow it became the innocent little girl wanting french fries, but somehow the evil Brandygen Hydroxide managed to twist her words around and force the (ahem) innocent (ahem) little (ahem) girl to buy french fries for him! :O So evil right! Yeah but in the end, he decided to (ahem) cheat on the little girl's feelings and lie to her about the fries ): But yeah the little girl became SMARTER (!) and decided to post here! :D So everyone will know how evil Brandyiosa is. :) Yeah. So back to the topic. FIRES! :) Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water. If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma. Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary. Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. Lets annotate this paragraph. :D UNSEEN PROSE :D:D:D Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material= Brandcium's ( FRANCIUM xD) hair is made combustible material. :D (ahem. LETS PLAY WITH FIRE. CANDLES BEING BRANDCIUM'S HAIR :D ) Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning.= HAHA he's disfigured? :O Oh I remember something about him saying he's hair was out of shape just now :) So yeah, Brandy, if you're reading, your hair IS out of shape. :D Brandy: See what happens when you dont post? :) P.S BRANDON SAID NOT TO SAY " PLEASE MAKE MY HAIR CATCH FIRE." P.P.S.S This post is actually full of nonsensical stuffs, mainly to entertain myself :) |