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Sunday, September 12, 2010 @ 7:12 PM
hello, here is my superduperveryveryextremely overdued update on my *drum roll* WONDERFUL WONDERBRA COMPANY :D i'm so very sorry for the superduperveryveryextremely overdued report. well, as you see, even the boss of such a BIG and SUCCESSFUL bra company needs a break. or else he will grow a lot of white hair and eventually has to resort to those beijing 101 treatments which has their adverts pasted all over the mrts in singapore. i shall update on what i did during my break, followed by the report on my bra company. firstly, i watched an M18 movie :O i'm so awesome right? i bribed the counter lady with ten sets of my latest push up bras :D all different color somemore. MADE OF SILK YOU KNOW, not cheap k. see how powerful i am. i'm as powerful as a powerplant. and of course, my daily meet ups in room 81 (or issit 61?) in the oh so high class marina bay sands resort. shhh not gonna tell you who i meet up with ;) it's a secret.......... okay nvm i shall tell you. I...................meet up with RONALD MCDONALD :O oh yes. because i'm keen to know the secret of how he gets his super awesome red color curly hair. see, if i had red hair, it would be so awesome. then during chinese new year i no need to dye summore. then i wear red shirt red pants red shoes so prosperous :O okayokay, enough about my very interesting life. BACK TO BRAS. hmmm. sales have been going quite well. i think because recently F1 race about to start. so you know all those super hot race car models? yeah. they need to buy push up bras ma or else not hot. THE BIGGER THE BETTER. since bigger is better, my WONDERFUL WONDERBRA company has introduced a new size! TRIPLE D CUP AND QUADRUPLE D CUP :) that's all for my update for now. ehhh my laopo calling me to off the tv and go makan dinner already. sorry ah. BYE :D |